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feel free to vote for me [Feb. 4th, 2012|01:03 pm]
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just ignore this. i get points to post in diff places. ON only contest [Jan. 10th, 2012|07:17 pm]
http://gotico.ca/c/zebraz
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..and a couple years later.. [Nov. 1st, 2011|06:18 pm]
I totally forgot about LJ. Thanks to the spammer who sent random replies to my old posts to remind me about LJ.
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etching [Aug. 28th, 2009|01:25 pm]
I'm working on another aluminum etching
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Do you ever...? [Jun. 25th, 2009|01:59 pm]
Do you ever have days where you have so many things to do, and so many things to say, but you just can't get anything done at all?

Ever since the evening of June 23rd, I have gotten a ton of emails, twitters, facebook messages and other forum and group messages, and I just can't keep up.
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Excerpt from a dog's diary, and a cat's [Apr. 18th, 2008|11:16 am]


Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................
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They came [Mar. 1st, 2008|10:21 am]
I got my $5200 worth of grocery store gift cards yesterday! Yay! :)
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Songs that get stuck in your head. part 2 [Oct. 26th, 2007|12:56 pm]
Simple Simon Says - 1910 Fruitgum Company
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oNyjkR6wmo

Chewy Chewy - Ohio Express
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQLLdcbEEtM
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Songs that get stuck in your head. [Oct. 26th, 2007|12:21 pm]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJuU--5-ZE

Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me) Lyrics by Reunion


B.B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers
Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire
Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter
Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama
Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Archies, Righteous, Nilsson, Harry
Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin'

Life is a Rock,
But the radio rolled me.
Gotta turn it up louder,
So my DJ told me.

Life is a Rock,
But the radio rolled me.
At the end of my rainbow
Lies a Golden Oldie.

FM, AM, hits are clickin' while the clock is tock-a-tickin'
Friends and Romans, salutations, Brenda and the Tabulations
Carly Simon, I behold her, Rolling Stones and centerfoldin'
Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers, can't stop now, I got the shivers
Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter Paul and Paul and Mary Mary
Dr. John the nightly tripper, Doris Day and Jack the Ripper
Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter, Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter
Miracles in smokey places, slide guitars and Fender basses
Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett, Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it

Life is a Rock,
But the radio...

Life is a Rock,
But the radio... Woo

Arthur Janov's primal screamin', Hawkins, Jay and
Dale and Ronnie, Kukla, Fran and Norma Okla
Denver, John and Osmond, Donny
JJ Cale and ZZ Top and LL Bean and De De Dinah
David Bowie, Steely Dan and sing me prouder, CC Rider
Edgar Winter, Joanie Sommers, Osmond Brothers, Johnny Thunders
Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah, Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda
Tighter, tighter, honey, honey, sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy
CBS and Warner Brothers, RCA and all the others

Life is a Rock,
But the radio rolled me.
Gotta turn it up louder,
So my DJ told me.

Life is a Rock,
But the radio rolled me.
At the end of my rainbow,
Lies a Golden Oldie.

Extended fade-out (with chorus singing in counterpoint):
(musical intro to "Baby I Need Your Loving")
(spoken: Listen--remember, they're playing our song!)
Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me, Murray Kaufman, try to leave me
Fish, and Swim, and Boston Monkey,
Make it bad and play it funky.
(Wanna take you higher!)
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New Roger Waters Video [Jul. 14th, 2007|09:37 am]
(From the movie "The Last Mimzy")

http://video.aol.com/video/music-roger-waters-hello-i-love-you/1860999

(very Pink Floydish)
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